Monday, July 22, 2013

Bad poops

Public restrooms have always fascinated me. For one thing, the amount of fecal matter that one human seems to produce is quite frankly, amazingly beautiful. How they do it is beyond me. The inability to flush afterwards though is an annoyance. Another thing that intrigues me is the urge to carve rude and insulting words (and or pictures) into the stall door or walls. Does the person do this to feel better about himself? That insulting a person when he is at the most vulnerable point is something that is appealing? 
The imagery is rather unessicary. For those attempting to be artists of the genitalia area, I implore you to use a better reference point. The one thats seemed to be used the most looks like a badly sharpened stake.
So as we all go about our time in the public restrooms, hopefully we learn to appreciate what we have at home. 
No left behind poops, no rude language, no ungodly stench. So next time you're on a toilet, think about life. It's a great time. Might not get a better place.



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